Absinthe makes the liver grow angry

Prague was great. We went on a 12 hour pub crawl, during which we discovered the joys (and later the pains) of Absinthe. The Czech fire method of preparing it was SO COOL. It was like a floor show.
So Trina truly stepped into my crazy world of travel. We got kicked off a tram at 1am half way to Albania, we took a wrong turn in our hotel and popped out behind the bar and no one knows how we got there, we missed our train and found a Czech Value Village, a pipe burst in our room, we ate the best sketchy food from trailer down by the river, we had to cancel a bunch of plans in Italy due to strikes and full trains. We are 1000% winging it here, people. I am kind of loving it. I keep having to run Trina through breathing exercises, though. It's just funny because she did so much planning so we wouldn't run into escapades like this.
In a few hours, we pick up Mom at the airport on her birthday and head wherever we can in Italy. Wish us luck. . .